I know a guy who sells sugar powder with some whey protein in it. I see he has invited a guy who sells sugar pills to give a talk on post workout nutrition.
Post workout needs are the same as pre-workout needs: oxygen, water, food, and a body temperature around 98 degrees fahrenheit.
It might be you're already on top of this.
Possibly you wish to optimize things. In that case make your food animals and vegetables. Maybe, like me, you take things to extremes. I sometimes supplement grass fed whey protein from All-Pro Science. Sometimes I take creatine ethyl-ester. If you're into that sort of thing, I recommend you try creatine monohydrate first. It's cheaper, and some bodies - unlike mine - assimulate it fine. Sometimes I take zma which is great for putting me to sleep, but I've found it's cheaper to get your own zinc and magnesium. BCAA's are probably good; I haven't taken them long enough to form an opinion.
Of course sugar powder and sugar pills have their place. They will continue to have their place until US Anti-Doping tests for placebos.
Placebos are great. I wish I had some that worked for me, and if I had not disposable, but flushable, income, I'd be all over it. But what I worry about with the sugar pill guys is that they miss the esential point of post workout nutrition.
You have to fucking workout first.
And I understand the aversion to doing the work. I finally got my 69 burpees done on time, which means I reward myself by adding one per set for three sets, 72 now. Progressions work, but they're never fun. If 69 burpees was a battle, you can bet that 72 will be a war.
I knew nothing great would happen the first time I tried 72, and I was reluctant to start. I watched the incredible effort the 5:30 am class at TwinFreaks CrossFit put into their workout, and I knew there was no escaping my attempt.
Still, they had been gone for some time and I was still standing around in fear after doing an ultra-slow warm up.
And then the "Pepsi Song," Suicidal Tendencies "Institutionalized" came on Pandora. I listened to the opening line:
" Sometimes I try to do things but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to, and I get real frustrated and then like I try hard to do it, and I like, take my time but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to"
which perfectly fits my burpee experience so far. So I did what I have to do when this sort of thing happens. I hit the start button on the timer, watched in terror as clock counted down from ten seconds, and then flung myself on the floor.
72 burpees in three sets is 24 a set of course. Now as I said the overall burpee regime does not get any easier, but after doing this a month or so now, the first few burpees are easy.
Six, in fact, were easy, and that's perfect. Not only is six one quarter of 24, but you only have to do two more to get to eight. Anyone can do two, and when you're at eight, you only have to do half again as much to get to twelve, which is halfway. Of course you can do four, because you've already done eight, so now you're halfway, and the second half is easy because it's downhill.
Anyway, that works on the first set.
On the second set, I pretended it was working, and it almost did.
If the second set didn't work, you know the third set won't, but you do it anyway because then you're done, and you've finished the thing you set out to do. Besides, you have to show the clock that you'll be back tomorrow ready to go, and it's going to have to get through its seconds faster if it thinks it's going to catch you so far behind next time.
So that's the workout, and I don't worry too much what happens after that. I've eaten a few times since this morning. I'll eat again before I go to bed.
Fuck it, I might have another half-and-half.
I don't know what the sugar pill guys are doing tomorrow. I'm not thrilled, but I'll hit the button and throw myself on the floor.